she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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