They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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