Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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