it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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