Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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