how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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