Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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