Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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