I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My bed smells like the plague
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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