i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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