did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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