mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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