what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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