Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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