Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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