I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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