i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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