I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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