We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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