Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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