Do vagina's smell?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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