He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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