I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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