this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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