belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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