I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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