pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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