I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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