so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize