if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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