Buhtt sex?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
