Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I looked at my own cervix.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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