Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
