ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize