So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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