Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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