Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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