i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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