Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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