when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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