He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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