North Korea, Best Korea!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm at about main and main street
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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