Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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