we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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