honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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