My brain says no but my pants say off.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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