On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Buhtt sex?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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