Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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