Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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