sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
