i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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