I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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