to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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