Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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