Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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