Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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