I wish my penis had an off switch
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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