remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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